151. I will not set myself up as a god. That perilous position is reserved for my trusted lieutenant.
152. I will instruct my fashion designer that when it comes to accessorizing, second-chance body armor goes well with every outfit.
153. My Legions of Terror will be an equal-opportunity employer. Conversely, when it is prophesied that no man can defeat me, I will keep in mind the increasing number of non-traditional gender roles.
154. I will instruct my Legions of Terror in proper search techniques. In particular, if they are searching for escapees and someone shouts, "Quick! They went that way!", they must first ascertain the identity of this helpful informant before dashing off in hot pursuit.
155. If I know of any heroes in the land, I will not under any circumstance kill their mentors, teachers, and/or best friends.I hope everyone enjoys the list. I think it should translate well. The humor is universal -- as the rules should be.
126. Rather than having only one secret escape pod, which the hero can easily spot and follow, I’ll simultaneously launch a few dozen decoys to throw him off track.
127. Prison guards will have their own cantina featuring a wide variety of tasty treats that will deliver snacks to the guards while on duty. The guards will also be informed that accepting food or drink from any other source will result in execution.
128. I will not employ robots as agents of destruction if there is any possible way that they can be re-programmed or if their battery packs are externally mounted and easily removable.
129. Despite the delicious irony, I will not force two heroes to fight each other in the arena.
130. All members of my Legions of Terror will have professionally tailored uniforms. If the hero knocks a soldier unconscious and steals the uniform, the poor fit will give him away.
{SnOOkiE} Frank zAppa?
{MuffinMan} Excuse me?
{SnOOkiE} The song bi frank Zappa
{Muffin Man} Which song is that?
{SnOOkiE} muffin man song. do u like it?
{MuffinMan} I am not sure what you are talking about I’m afraid.
{SnOOkiE} where did u get you’re name from thwn??
{MuffinMan} I used to run a muffin shop, so I called Myself the MuffinMan. Who is Frank Zappa?
{SnOOkiE} U dint now who he is??? he is 1 of the bestest singeres in the world. He made many great songs.
{MuffinMan} Is he American? I don’t know many American singers. I do know Frank Sinatra though.
{SnOOkiE} why dont you know American singers???
{SnOOkiE} who is frank sinatera???
{SnOOkiE} are u still there???
{MuffinMan} Sorry, I was writing an e-mail. Frank Sinatra was one of the greatest American crooners ever. He sold millions of records around the world. His most famous songs are My Way and New York, New York.
{SnOOkiE} is he a rock singer? What band is he in???
{MuffinMan} He is dead now.
{SnOOkiE} Ok. So what band is he in??? Is it a fock band like arosmith??? i like arosmith, do u
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